Lions and Tigers and Assassins oh my!

So it would seem that often when we misinterpret what somebody said in this house one of our first thoughts is that it was something about assassins. A while back I had a friend of mine staying with me while she looked for a place to live, she happened to mention that she was "a quiet, unassuming roommate" my roommate (whom we shall from here too call BattleCry) asked rather concerned "what about assassinating Mermaids?" Needless to say much laughter ensued. Another time I was visiting my parents and was skyping BattleCry, I was trying to tell her about how I had a thought that Chiropractors would make excellent ninja assassins, but the reception wasn't the best so She had to mime her end of the conversation. This led to probably THE worst game of charades in the history of Skype, I thought for sure she was trying to tell me that she herself was a Chiropractor Ninja Assassin... The moral of the story, beware of Chiropractor Ninja Assassins because they are coming for your mermaids.